Tuesday, January 30, 2018

A blast from the past: DTV - Golden Oldies

What is DTV? DTV is many things, but in this case, it's something really special...

In 1983, the Disney Channel took to the air, its slogan appropriately being, "Everything you ever imagined - and more." One year later, viewers of this wonderful new network saw "more", in the form of a series of music videos that appeared as filler material between shows. These videos interspersed classic Disney animation, shorts and full-length features alike, with classic songs from the 1950s, '60s and '70s. They open with one of the most rocking intros ever heard on a Disney program:

That track that opens this program is "RPM", which was created by Killer Tracks in 1981. This was Disney's answer to the then-new MTV network, which was also launched in 1981 to great success.

Walt Disney Home Video decided to get in on the fun, and by Christmas of 1984, VHS and laserdisc compilations of these videos were released, as part of a huge promotion, like so:

You can look at a video on the history of these videos on this link here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWxPv1uaWTM.

There were several volumes produced at that time. The link above tells about one of them, "Pop and Rock", but for my purposes, I will be devoting this to one of my favorite volumes in the series...

As the title suggests, this program includes the usual mix of rock tunes of the 1950s and '60s, such as those by the Beach Boys, Annette Funicello, and the myriad artists from Motown like Stevie Wonder, the Supremes, and Smokey Robinson and the Miracles, and it also throws in some hit parade songs from the 1940s and '50s, such as from Lena Horne, Burl Ives, and Tennessee Ernie Ford. For good measure, there are even some comic novelty songs such as by Spike Jones and His City Slickers and by a group called the Cadets. For reference, here is the contents of the video below:

I find it just so great that they are able to mesh Disney animation from the 1920s through the '60s with these golden oldies, and you'll notice from the image above that this is one of the only tapes on DTV to feature songs from Disney-based record labels. In this case, you will hear one song from the company's Disneyland Records label, "Lavender Blue (Dilly Dilly)", performed by Burl Ives for the Disney movie So Dear To My Heart (although it sounds different than the original movie), and you'll also hear two songs from the studios' Buena Vista Records label, "Pineapple Princess" and "Tall Paul", both performed by Annette Funicello. Incidentally, both songs were written by nobody less than Richard and Robert Sherman, before they really left their musical mark on Disney.

Beyond Disneyland and Buena Vista, many of these songs come from such record labels as Motown, RCA, Capitol Records and, in the case of one, Collectables.

As I mentioned before, I love the way these cartoons mesh with the songs' themes. For example, in "Money (That's What I Want)", performed not by the Beatles, but by Barrett Strong, you are treated to footage of characters and their money, such as Goofy trying to gamble and win in Get Rich Quick and, appropriately enough, Scrooge McDuck and Money...


In Tennessee Ernie Ford's "Sixteen Tons"...
...you are treated to appropriate footage of mining and manual labor in Disney cartoons, most notably Donald's Gold Mine (from whence the Lucky Duck Mine originates) and the roustabout scene from Dumbo. I'm surprised, however, they decided not to include footage of the Seven Dwarfs' diamond mine from Snow White. I think they missed out on something there.

As seen in Smokey Robinson and the Miracles' "Mickey's Monkey"...
...this is taken to its logical extreme by having Mickey Mouse having to save Minnie from the clutches of a vicious gorilla, as seen in shorts like The Gorilla Mystery (shown above) and The Pet Store.

And then there's The Cadets' "Stranded in the Jungle", the one song on this tape that originated from Collectables Records:
Appropriate footage of jungle cartoons or jungle-like themes are shown, such as The Jungle Book and shorts like Goofy's Tiger Trouble and the latter-day Donald Duck short Spare the Rod, which features shots of pygmy cannibals whom Donald mistakes for his nephews. They were cut from all TV airings of the cartoon, but remain intact for this video! Go figure. Meanwhile, footage of "back in the States" is represented by another latter-day special short, Social Lion.

Other meshings of song and footage include, but are not limited to, the Supremes' "Baby Love", set to footage of children and parents in Dumbo and shorts like the Silly Symphony cartoon The Ugly Duckling and the Goofy short Fathers Are People; Annette Funicello's "Tall Paul", set to footage of Disney's own tall Paul - Paul Bunyan, that is, from the 1958 featurette of the same name; Lena Horne's rendition of "Stormy Weather" (as heard in the 1940s movie of the same name), set to footage of storms in the Silly Symphony cartoon The Old Mill and the "Beethoven Pastorale" scene of Fantasia (that moment where Zeus, assisted by Vulcan, decides to crash Bacchus' wine party); the Beach Boys' "When I Grow Up (To Be a Man)", set to footage of Donald Duck in various jobs; and a rendition of "The Blue Danube" by Spike Jones and His City Slickers, set to footage of Symphony Hour and a hodgepodge of shorts as wildly varied as the crazy sounds heard that made Jones so famous.

I like a lot of the songs on this list, but one I've never really liked for some reason is "That Old Black Magic", arguably the most famous rendition by Louis Prima (who would later perform as King Louie in The Jungle Book) and Keely Smith. From the moment I first heard in my youth, I couldn't stand it. I always had to cover my ears when I heard it on a tape or, for a brief time, on radio. I was able to skip the song on the tape, though; I simply fast-forwarded past it. Thankfully, this was in the minority, as the majority were ones I did like.

Beyond the songs, there are some equally catchy interludes between songs, some of which, like the opening music, originated from Killer Tracks. There is one of Mickey and friends at a drive-in, whose music is known as "Sunset Boulevard" (the tape version showed a Mickey cartoon starting at the start, not the closing of How To Dance, as this video shows):
Funny that Goofy would get cozy with, of all characters, Hyacinth Hippo from Fantasia!

Another Killer Tracks interlude is entitled "Hard Drivin'", and features neon-lit TV antennae and a wall of TVs, whose images displayed flash a barrage of images to the hard rock, only for it to become so frenetic that the TVs get blown away!
That explosion sound was created especially for this interlude, as was all of the animation here; it wasn't based on any preexisting Disney animation.

Other interstitial footage include one of the storm in The Old Mill (whose music is appropriately dramatic); one of a parade of stop motion-animated Disney toys, which originated from a TV special for Mickey Mouse's 50th birthday in 1978; and one of the hapless bee in the "Bumble Boogie" scene of Melody Time, set to a shortened rendition of the title song.

DTV was so successful that it became a piece of worthwhile '80s Disney culture. Given the timing of the release (when Disney was under threat from corporate raiders), it must have been pretty daring, and it must have been pretty worthwhile if this relic of the Ron Miller regime was allowed to carry on under the Michael Eisner regime. Since then, the program has spawned numerous more videos in the following years, some of the Disney Channel and some on Disney-made network TV specials (which can be found (in whole or in part) on YouTube, apparently). It was in these specials, incidentally, that Tony Anselmo and Bill Farmer first performed as Donald and Goofy, respectively. There is already a small article on this blog here devoted to Bill as Goofy in particular: http://pixiedustpastiche.blogspot.com/2017/01/happy-30th-to-bill-farmer-as-goofy.html. In 2009, it also influenced a new, if relatively short-lived, Disney series known as Re-Micks, which similarly merged animation with popular music.

These videos, including "Golden Oldies", can be found on eBay, usually for anywhere from $10 to $20. If you have a VCR (or a laserdisc player), and you're a Disney fan like me, you should definitely get a copy of this and have a great time. As the cover of these videos rightly state, "This is music you have to see."

Saturday, January 6, 2018

Something old is new again

There is a humorous script from 20 years ago(!), which involves Disney heroines (but only from the contemporary (i.e., post-Little Mermaid) era, gathering together on a fictitious talk show to talk of their individual movies and the influence they had on the public. It features an unexpected guest on the show. In light of recent events, this now feels relevant again. Read on (or just skip to "act two, scene three"). I'll give you a hint: it involves Disney's acquirement of 20th Century Fox:

And it involves a new heroine in the mix, apparently:

Presented below is the script in its entirety. This is not mine, so credit goes to whoever thought of it first.

INTRODUCTION
Peter David once wrote a rather humorous script called "But I digress", where Snow White, Ariel, Belle and Jasmine got together and discussed various topics. The characters were satirized to the extreme, with all the Disney characters insulting each other and making wise remarks. If you want to see, Tony Cha's got a transcript on his webpage. (Tony, I expect to be well paid for this advertising.) Having perhaps a little too much time on my hands, I decided to adapt his idea into a completely new script. Instead of a roundtable discussion, the Disney characters appear on a fictitious talk show (so don't bother searching the Disney channel for this one) and all the characters are from the modern era (i.e. post-TLM). I tried to keep the number down so some heroines, namely Nala and Esmeralda, do not appear in this script. To fans of those characters, my apologies. But why post this to the Arielholics mailing list, you might wonder... hmmm, I'm wondering that too, so if anyone figures out, email me. :) Finally, this script will be put up on Anita's webpage. In the unlikely chance that you actually like this script and somehow delete it, go to Anita's page. Good ol' Anita, you can always depend on her. (Anita, I expect to be well paid by you as well.) So if you've got some time, feel extremely bored and want to waste a few minutes, read on:

DISCLAIMER: This script is rated R. It has coarse language, high level violence, adult themes, nudity and sex scenes. (Yeah!!!) Just kidding. (Aww...) Some scenes may offend or shock some readers. The writer of this script accepts no responsibility for any psychological trauma inflicted by this script. Let's assume Freud was right, so sue your mom instead.

WALT DISNEY PICTURES
AND TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX
IN ASSOCIATION WITH FREEDOM PRODUCTIONS LIMITED
PROUDLY PRESENT

THE DISNEY FORUM
A PLAY BY JOEL KING

STARRING
ARIEL
BELLE
JASMINE
POCAHONTAS
MEGARA
AND THE ARIELHOLICS
SPECIAL GUEST STAR ANASTASIA
(I'M SERIOUS ABOUT THAT ONE)
AND THE SEVEN DWARFS
(OKAY, MAYBE NOT ABOUT THAT ONE)

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ACT ONE, SCENE ONE: BACKSTAGE OF A TV STUDIO

Ariel and Belle are talking.

BELLE: (complaining) And he's so uncommunicative. We never talk anymore. Personally, I think he's been busy with that cleaning maid.

ARIEL: (sympathetically) All men are like that. The only things Eric says nowadays are "Are you going to eat that?" and "Stop hogging the blanket."

Jasmine walks up to them.

ARIEL: (whispering) Ugh... don't look now. It's Miss Street Mouse.

JASMINE: Hey, do you know where the bathroom is?

ARIEL: (helpfully) I think it's down that corridor.

JASMINE: Thanks.

Jasmine leaves.

BELLE: Ariel, that's the exit.

ARIEL: (exaggerating) Whoops. Geez, how could I make such a mistake?

Debbie opens a side door and looks at them.

DEBBIE: Hey, you guys are on in five minutes! Got it? (looks at them again) I thought Jasmine was going to be here.

ARIEL: She must have got... um, lost.

DEBBIE: Whatever. Five minutes!

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ACT TWO, SCENE TWO: ONSTAGE

Dan walks onstage. Everyone claps.

DAN: (nods) Thank you, thank you. Please, please.

Applause stops.

Hi, I'm your host, Dan Black, and welcome to the Disney Forum. Today we've got some special guests on the show. They'll be telling us their thoughts on the topic of the public impact of their respective films. Please give a warm welcome to Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, Pocahontas and Meg!

Applause as Ariel, Belle, Pocahontas and Meg enter. They wave and then sit down. The applause continues for another minute and then stops.

DAN: Okay, welcome on the show.

ARIEL: Thanks, Dan.

In the audience, Jay raises his hand.

DAN: Hey, we're one minute into the show and we already have a question. Go ahead, Jay.

Jay stands.

JAY: I thought Jasmine was going to be here as well.

ARIEL: She must have got lost.

BELLE: Yeah, with all those confusing corridors backstage, it's bound to happen to anyone. After all, she's been stuck in a palace all her life. No wonder she's got a lousy sense of direction.

Jay sits down.

DAN: Okay, today's topic is: What sort of impact do you think each of your films had on the general public? We'll start with Meg.

MEG: Well, I think Hercules did pretty well. It was fresh and entertaining.

ARIEL: It was a flop!

POCAHONTAS: I rather liked yours, Meg.

MEG: Thanks, Pocahontas.

BELLE: (to Pocahontas) Yours was a flop too! Everyone was expecting so much after The Lion King and you let us down!

POCAHONTAS: Well, sor-rie for not having any stupid "happy-happy" songs with lots of little animals dancing.

ARIEL: They're not stupid! They played a crucial part in the movie, although I don't know what the point of "Be Our Guest" was.

BELLE: Hey! I thought you were on my side!

MEG: Whooo... what cutting betrayal! Et tu, Ariel?

ARIEL: Shut up! No one asked for your smart aleck comments!

MEG: What's the matter? The little princess can dish it out, but can't hack it herself?

Marci raises her hand.

ALL: What?

Marci stands up.

MARCI: Not that I don't enjoy seeing my favorite Disney characters argue like a bunch of fighting cocks...

Paul looks at her strangely.

MARCI: Not those sorts of cocks!

PAUL: Oh.

DAN: Go on, Marci.

ARIEL: Can we try to speed this up? I've got a merchandising meeting to attend soon.

POCAHONTAS: I promised to help with the harvest.

MARCI: Okay, okay. Disney seems to be moving away from the "prince/princess fairy tale" sort of story. What do you think about it?

MEG: Obviously, it's an indication that spoiled little princesses aren't needed anymore.

ARIEL: That's not true! The classic fairy tale has always taught little children important morals!

MEG: Like the only thing important to women is a hunky husband?

POCAHONTAS: Well, in all fairness, Meg, Hercules is rather "hunky" himself.

ARIEL: (dreamingly) Yeah... he's so beautiful.

BELLE: Isn't that what you said about Eric?

ARIEL: (snaps back to reality) What?

BELLE: You said Eric was (patronizingly) "so beautiful" as well.

ARIEL: Well, just because I'm married doesn't mean I can't look.

MEG: That's all that seems to matter to you, Ariel: looks, looks, looks. Face it, you're just another hormone-driven teenager.

ARIEL: I resent that comment!

MEG: You would!

ARIEL: At least I'm not a feministic man-hater!

MEG: At least I'm not a spoiled little bimbo!

DAN: Um, I think we'll take a short break.

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ACT TWO, SCENE TWO: ONSTAGE

DAN: Welcome back. In case you've just tuned into the Disney Forum, today's topic is: What sort of impact did certain Disney films have on the general public. Belle's been rather quiet. We'll start with her.

BELLE: I think Beauty and the Beast is a great picture.

MEG: We're not too up ourselves, are we?

BELLE: Hey, the public thought so. We got six Academy Award nominations! Including Best Picture!

POCAHONTAS: Here we go again...

ARIEL: I think you ran on my movie's momentum. If it wasn't for The Little Mermaid, yours wouldn't have done half as well.

Tony raises his hand. Dan nods and Tony stands up.

TONY: I don't believe that's true, Ariel. Beauty and the Beast is a wonderful film in its own right.

MEG: I liked the musical version better. Especially the original Broadway one. That Belle had a great voice. Really superb.

POCAHONTAS: Look who's talking about people being up themselves.

DAN: Okay, Ariel, what about your film?

ARIEL: I think The Little Mermaid was the one which gave new life into Disney animation. Face it, before my film, Disney was having a dry run. All the ones after mine rode on its success.

TONY: Hey, I just said...

Ariel clicks her fingers and a group of loyalist Arielholics led by Urchin take him away.

ARIEL: Now, what was I doing again?

MEG: Inflating your own ego.

ARIEL: Hey, look at my following! I've got my own annual convention!

MEG: A bunch of obsessed fanatics all flocking to Disney World and dancing like idiots in a parade. Gee, I'm so jealous.

ANITA: Excuse me, I organized that!

MEG: Now we know who to blame.

TIM: ArielCon was good fun!

MEG: Mindless fun is more like it.

ARIEL: (to Meg) At least I have a following.

BELLE: No offense, Ariel, but a lot of your followers are also big fans of the rest of us as well. We have followings of our own too.

ARIEL: Hey, my film's been re-released twice!

MEG: Haven't they suffered enough already?

ARIEL: You're lucky that yours is getting on video! I mean, that song "I Won't Say" is just awful!

BELLE: I thought it was a fascinating commentary on a rather complex psychological state.

POCAHONTAS: What?

MEG: Thanks, Belle... I think. Back to my song - it's refreshing and new. I mean, yours is just stupid, Ariel. "Where they don't reprimand their daughters?" Yeah, right! Talk about naive!

Jasmine enters.

JASMINE: (angrilly) Ariel!!!

POCAHONTAS: Hey, she's back.

BELLE: To state the obvious.

DAN: Well, it's time for a break. Stay tuned.

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ACT TWO, SCENE THREE: ONSTAGE

DAN: Welcome back. Okay, let's continue the discussion with Pocahontas. How do you feel your film went?

POCAHONTAS: Although it wasn't necessarily a financial success, it brought a sense of seriousness to Disney animation, as well as considering many ethical issues.

BELLE: In other words, it was a documentary.

MEG: And not very historically accurate at that.

Marci stands up.

MARCI: (shouting) It's a movie! It's not meant to be historically accurate.

MEG: Hey, look. It's a loony Arielholic. Security!

Marci is dragged away. Celia tackles a security guard. The rest of the Arielholics attack the security people.

DOUG: Die, you pathetic piece of pond scum!!!

WILLIAM: You call this bacon?

DREY: What lovely grapes!

CERI: Hey! Someone's touching me!

LORI: Some cheese, one pound!

SIRENA: I... can't... breathe...

TERRI: Ten yards.

STEVE: I'll get the knife.

TERRY: Ow!

SHAD: Excuse me! Please let me through!

CHRIS: Who's got their foot in my face?

JEFF: This bread...

OCARINA: I've got mace!

ANNA: Those fish... they smell!

JOEL: Argh!!!

JOZEF: Madam's mistaken.

Dan ignores the fight.

DAN: Please continue.

POCAHONTAS: I thought "Colors of the Wind" was especially significant. Not only was it breathtaking, but it also highlighted the issue of land abuse and respect for nature.

BELLE: How environmentally sound.

MEG: Greenie on the loose!

ARIEL: (gasping) Help me!

DAN: Um, Jasmine, perhaps you can stop strangling Ariel for a minute and talk to us about what impact your film had.

JASMINE: She tricked me!

ARIEL: (between gasps) It... wasn't... very... difficult.

Jasmine strangles Ariel even more. Pocahontas and Belle grab Jasmine and force her away from Ariel.

POCAHONTAS: Stop it! We're all connected in the circle of life! Whoops, wrong film.

BELLE: And Ariel's a fellow Disney heroine!

MEG: More importantly, Ariel's a profitable corporate trademark.

DAN: Okay, let's continue with Jasmine's comments.

JASMINE: Aladdin was obviously a remarkable success. It was about dreams coming true and exploring whole new worlds.

MEG: "Dreams coming true?" "Exploring whole new worlds?" How tacky can you get?

ARIEL: Sounds like mine.

BELLE: And a bit like mine.

ARIEL: Maybe that's why our films did well, Meg. Unlike some others I won't mention...

A young woman with brown hair and blue eyes walks onstage.

POCAHONTAS: Who are you?

JASMINE: You look familiar...

BELLE: Anastasia?

ANYA: How's it going?

MEG: Hey, this is the Disney Forum.

ANYA: Yeah, but everyone thinks I'm a Disney character so I may as well hang out with you people.

MEG: Sure, okay. At least you seem more intelligent than most of these people. Then again, a toaster would be smarter than these four spoiled brats.

DAN: Er, okay. So, um, Anastasia...

ANYA: Anastasia's kinda formal. You can call me Anya, Dan.

Anya smiles at him. Dan blushes.

DAN: Okay, Anya, what sort of impact did you think your film have?

ANYA: As you already know, Anastasia is Fox's first real attempt at epic animation. I think it's good in that it's challenging Disney's hold on the market and hopefully creating a little competition, which should raise standards.

ARIEL: I think you copied a lot of my clothes.

ANYA: You're just upset that our two films were pitted against each other. Nice try, but I still kicked.

ARIEL: Laugh it up, but you're taking on the almighty Disney, Anya. Such a futile effort. Soon, your pathetic little rebellion will be vanquished, along with your friends... yes, good, I feel the hatred within you. Take your weapon. Strike me down.

ANYA: I'll never turn to the Disney Side!

ARIEL: It is the only way to save your friends. Your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong, especially for... your dog. So you have a dog... now your thoughts have betrayed him too. If you will not turn to the Disney Side, then perhaps he will!

ANYA: Noooooo!!!

Anya charges at Ariel.

ARIEL: Argh!!! You stupid Fox character! Get therapy!

BELLE: (to Meg) Ten bucks on Ariel.

MEG: You're on. Go, Anya!

DAN: That's all we have time for. Join us tomorrow for tomorrow's topic: Should the Contemporary Resort, built in the 1970s, be renamed? Remember the magic, everyone!


THE END